I have...

the greatest wife ever. Period. When I've been out in the shop for 38 straight hours in 20 degree weather trying to get my motor swap done she asks to help. She constantly tells me she can't wait for the car show season to start back up. She puts up with the fact that I'm a greasy, foul mouthed, linen ruining, greasy hand print leaving asshole. She never lets me give up when I'm at my worst. And she does my laundry and makes me dinner. She's the best fucking gal on the planet.






That's why I still don't get why she's been hanging out with this asshat for six years.


Love you babe.